- lmao “@ejacqui Slut Flowers, amirite? “@thinkprogress: @ProFlowers pulling ads from Rush Limbaugh show. 7th co to drop http://t.co/UEcjzORy†#
- #cosign RT “@Jewyorican: I hate the FDR with the fire of a thousand suns.†#
- So, fellow cheapos: a cab from @Brooklyn_ikea to Fort Greene: $17. Fee the car service at IKEA wanted to charge us: $29. Glad I hustled. #
- Most swag status cab of all time http://t.co/PUjCYahQ #
- OH: Pinga in 3D?? Me: No ... Pina in 3D #smh #spanishjokes #
- .@Toure talks mad shit about celebrities. More annoying than that is ppl who say he shouldn't because he's "above" that #obviouslynot in reply to Toure #
- Protip for @Ikea_brooklyn: try to avoid paying the cray cray car service charges by snagging a cab drop off to go back. much cheaper #
- .@moorehn *cackles* in reply to moorehn #
- the most obvious/not slick place to make out at Ikea is in the bedroom section. #duh real g's take it to home organization or lighting. #
- I've observed there are mating rituals specific to ikea. Flirtatiously debating future bedroom layout, buying your <3 a Swedish meatball... #
- .@hnigatu I agree! in reply to hnigatu #
- Walking around Ikea showroom is like being in the Matrix. Self-serve = waking up & realizing none of that was real, need to assemble it all. #
- OH at @ikea_brooklyn: Girlfriend to boyfriend: "I want to kill you." Boyfriend: "But-" Girlfriend: "Go away." LMAO #
- I'm so happy @corvida is back from #TED so we can go to @ikea_brooklyn today #oldladythoughts #
- lol “@Ruth_A_Buzzi: Don't u really hate it when people are condescending to you? By the way, condescending means talking down to someone.†#
- :) I'm excited to complete the process this spring. tx for asking RT “@robfields: @dcap How's that going?†#
- .@laurenthedark @jimgroom @george_haines so excited for you!!! in reply to laurenthedark #
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